samaurigro:

cartoonpolitics:

"Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women." ~ (unattributed)

powerburial:

The Cure? The cure for what? Sadness. The Smiths. The Smiths who? Sadness. Morissey? Morisiey morsey morsey horsey horsey horsy

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

virused:

list of people i like:

  1. dogs

macklemack:

how old is ariana grande? 13? 27?

curvellas:

tumblr made me a much more tolerant and less judgmental person like my cousin be like “omg look at that bitch eyebrows she drew them damn near in her hairline” and i’m like shrug maybe the bitch wanted to have eyebrows in her hairline you don’t know shit about her life.

australiansanta:

the best part about big dogs is they have so much more surface area to pat

trencly:

Teacher: Can I see your homework?
Me: Haha no way loser do your own

fuckyeahrandombritishindiebands:

source: x x 

lotuslopez:

me unemployed: tch…. capitalism…

me employed: i been gettin munny where tf u been