calivie:

update: i still hate myself 

"‘Nobody wants a real job anymore. Everyone wants to be Alexa Chung’"
-Noel Fielding (via chung-alexa)
eatsleepstrokesrepeat: STEPH GOT 3570 FOLLOWERS HERE’S A FUCKING GIVEAWAY i was gonna do this for 3500 but the pins didn’t arrive in time and i gained some prize: 2 lucky nuggets are gonna get an ezzy 4 prezzy button rules: likes and reblogs are aight. do it as much as u want i guess u dont have to follow me tho u can if u wanna its itty bitty so i can send it pretty much anywhere thats really it i have 50 of these things im just trying to get rid of some of them OH im gonna pick a winner person like may 21 so stay tuned ye (◡‿◡✿)
great gatsby deleted scene
((playing wii sports with gatsby))
nick: just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro rich people crap as you that doesn't make her your soul mate
"They’ve all bought motorcycles, they’re my neighbours, and we’re all gonna die together… I’ve got a habit of corrupting people"
- Josh Homme on the Jools Holland show, discussing Arctic Monkeys (via arcticmonkeysus)

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

the smoggiest day the city experienced that year was on November 24th, there are varying reports that the smog killed anywhere from 169 to 400 people in the city that year

wimpynoodle:

I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT